Never give this name to ur son/daughter!!!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

This is hilarious ...Why Chinese shouldn't have English names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Kai min... finally i understand.. y u prefer people call u kai min... haha.... English name maybe easy to be remembered bt sometime muct b kful when choosing the name...

Big Apple Doughnut recommendations…

I think NONE of everyone in this WORLD cannot survive without doughnut. Perhaps I am d only 1. So proud~
(Ich thou nun in aus wor schwerzie survie nein doughnut. Scwheit ich ist der eins. Zukunft ich~)

Here are some recommendations by me when you are planning to have a meal at Big Apple.
(Suem wor shibaft fur doughnut meal ait “big apple”)

Number 1: Chocolic (chocolear)
 

Do not judge it with its “appearance”, there is sth special inside!
But, be careful when u eat it. Make sure at least a serviette/tissue is with you.
(Nein audt noran ist “apperent”, thore ist spcile indem. Tag! zukunft weir eait, tisue schlaf nin du)

Number 2: Peanut Crunchy (Cruche Beanautn)

White and chocolate color, peanut butter is tasted together with the doughnut. Those who do not like peanut-butter sure rugi a lot.
(Whait nur chocoleat, beanautn ist teasted schlaf doughnut. Nein beanauth jukin beth)

Number 3: Chocolate Layer (chocoleat leyer)

Despite its simple “surface”, however … I also cannot describe its delicious.

(simpluer chavaf zein, ich du goth neins delicos)

So… buy big apple doughnuts, it is very cheap and worth-buying.

(Zammie, shomin big apple doughnuts, it ist low price nur shomin-woth)

p/s The profits by generated by Big Apple is nothing to do with me. Haha

(p/s profiilate aus Big Apple nur nein relatiunf nuf mein. Haha)

JJ Lin in Action

JJ never make his fans disappointed as all of his works are really above the standard and even to be more correctly, his works could even reach the international standard. Keep on supporting JJ Lin and craving for the best of the best works that JJ ever had as a return to your supporters. Jia you! Some where else in Kuala Lumpur there is a group of people supporting you!

YMEG Steamboat BBQ~

Date: 31 March 2009
Time: 1730-0000
Venue: Hou Sek Tak Steamboat BBQ, Kepong

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It was really amazing! Oh my God~

First, the price was so cheap (I mean acceptable). There are 100 over foods to be chosen, in which you can choose either to put it into steamboat soup or eat it as “tepanyaki”. Those who understand me well know that my favourite is tepanyaki.

The foods are actually really delicious, as they are really fresh. Meanwhile, eating with all YMEG members is my pleasure. We have broken a lot record in this unforgettable dinner. First. Eating NON_STOP for 3 consecutive hours. From seafood to poultry. From poultry to dessert. From dessert to poultry and last but not the least to seafood again. I still remembered each of us ate don't know how much scoopS of ice-cream before we left. My friends, we paid RM20 only… but we eat like paying RM200. You can imagine how horrible is it?

One thing which is not forgettable is the dessert itself. Ice-cream. The chocolate chips ice-cream was really… really … WONDERFUL, in which I have never had tried this type of flavor before for 19 years! Really … really delicious lol… I hope I can have another cup again in this moment… hmm…

Tonight I really enjoyed myself, as the exams are approaching soon… oh ya… more correctly is… tomorrow (April fool) .. I HAVE MIS PRESENTATION arhhhhh!!! No choice ady… Must do spontaneous again…Thursday got taxation test… HAVEN do any revision yet… but open book 1… hehe… I am so glad to have an Accounting God friend, Mr Tan Teong Yu… as he really can answer ANY type of question without refering to the question (so hyperbolic)… haha.

p/s Anyway, our plan to eat until 11pm has failed… as everyone cannot eat anymore of the first three hours. Next time please consider about that.

p/s I think each and single people who attended the gathering today has increased the weight of 2 kgs. 

YMEG Gathering!!!

Tomorrow we will have steamboat barbecue at Kepong…
Date: 31 Mac 2009
Time: 530pm-12am
Venue: Kepong (where Kai Min live)

Jogoya meal

Hai there, is there anyone who are interedted to have a meal at jogoya? My friend now giving a very cheap price for jogoya~~ contact me at joeguensem@yahoo.com

Finale examlt~

El German frent, wie geth es ihnen? Wiem berstage? Ich stay aus Petaling Jaya, Malaysia. 24 April - 2 May.. gimeth ich finale... alles gute for die futre.